Is this a new Conan/Red Sonja movie?

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1. She's only 17, and this was taken for their 5th wedding anniversary

2. I'm thinking they have a lot of pet ferrets!

3. I'd totally do that girl! Her brother, not so much

4. I can imagine there's video of what they did on that red velvet towel after this pic was taken

5. I like the black bedsheet for the backdrop, it covers the rest of the living room.
There's probably a lot of dragon statues & empty Cheese Nip boxes on their coffee table.

6. I bet he just finds a moist spot & hits it!

7. There's nothing sexier than a front butt!

8. That sword has probably been in darker fouler places than Frodo's sword ever did

9. John Carter....of PIE!

10. I bet she gives a mean back fat job!

Don't be mean Gollum. These two individuals clearly have Ass-burgers syndrome

I think someone may have just told them to go on a diet

1. TONIGHT WE DINE AT MCDONALDS!!!

2. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll catch a whale

3. One does not simply walk into mordor. One uses a mobility scooter

4. Man with sword finally escapes from the folds of the wretched beast of wooman

5. They may take our lives but they'll never take our CREAMPUFF!!!