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Subject: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:47 am
Looks like someone finally beat me to it:
At least it'll be better than the prequels, right? Ok here goes:
"Don't get cocky"
"Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
"The shaft is ray-shielded, so use your proton torpedoes"
"you came in that thing?"
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"stay on target...stay on target!!"
"loosen up!"
"Get behind me!"
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:37 pm
Cool, I hope it's better than Spider-man XXX though.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:52 pm
wait does this mean it'll be an incestuous porn?
Im so getting this
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:28 pm
I'm hoping for Jabba's dancing girls have a massive orgy myself
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:08 pm
With a Rancor? YOU SICK FREAK!!!
Han Solo getting frozen in Carbonite with a "hard on" then leah ridding it when he comes out would fucking hilarious
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm
With Bib Fortuna, Salacious Crumb & some Gamorean Guards while watches Jabba watches.
Leia gang banged by ewoks
Sadly I think our perverted imaginations are far superior to what will end up on screen
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:48 am
The sick bastard in me wants to see Ron Jeremy as Chewbacca & getting blown by Leia, a midget Ewok gang bang & R2 using dildos on Threepio.
Yeah. I went there. But sadly you're probably right. They'll more likely play it safe & not get too weird. I've seen the Batman & Justice League ones, and they're definitely more funny than arousing. My wife couldn't stop laughing at them. Thing is the costumes & ships look extremely similar to the real deal. I wonder if FlannelBeard will wanna sue?
I would think they'd have cock-shaped X-wings, a Death Star w/nipples & Dildo-sabers.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:06 pm
It's a mainstream porn company they'll sadly play it safe.
If you get a chance check out Batfxxx which is based more on the recent films as opposed to the 60's show.
Flannelbeard can try, however because it's classed as a parody they should be legally safe.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:46 pm
Death Star nipple that fires planet killing milk!!
As long as they don't do the prequels...the though of padme fucking a plank, send shivvers down my spine
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:59 pm
I really want to make a joke about how most porn actors could out act the plank but it's too obvious
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:30 pm
Yeah best to leave those jokes to simple comedians such as Russel Howard
I wonder if there will be a jawa ewok fuckfest?
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:39 pm
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:02 pm
HAHAHAHA Is that Appolo Creed? HAHAHA!!!
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:41 pm
It's Shaft.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:03 pm
Looks like Richard went from Roundtree to Roundbush
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:03 pm
LMFAO Im watching almighty Thor on Scifi
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:29 pm
Dirty sods!
I want Yarna to tit wank 3 x Gamorrean guards at the same time.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:14 pm
Is Almighty Thor as shit as it looks
Can Weequay, Klaatu, Barada & Nikto get in on the Yarna tit wank action?
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:00 pm
It was so shit I had to switch off and i rarely do that. It had Kevin Fucking Nash in it (WCW/WWE)
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:15 pm
I figured as much I barely managed to watch the trailer
Syfy need to stop with their shitty movies
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:01 pm
Come on now, was Transmorphers really any worse than Bay's movies?
I also saw the Mega Gator film where Tiffany & Debbie Gibson had a catfight in the water, so yeah that was pretty epic.
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:28 pm
OK I'll give you that one
If it had been Hannah Spearritt in her panties it would've been more epic
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:51 pm
Hannah in her smalls is a clip I constantly replayed when it first appeard good ol ITV not holding back
Transmorphers was god like awesome it was better than Transformers!!
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:53 pm
It was the only reason to watch primeval & far more entertaining than the last 2 series
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Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:05 pm
Subject: Star Wars XXX 
Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:47 am
good ol ITV not holding back 
it was better than Transformers!!
