My wife is leaving me

I dunno IMF ask a doctor

Those Westboro Baptist nutters aren't gonna be there are they 'cuz they are just gonna ruin our good hell based experience

Lordtom wrote:

I dunno IMF ask a doctor

Thanks LT

They might go to a different level. I'm planning on the one where you can watch porn and curse jews all day.

IMF you could just watch jewish porn and save yourself some time whilst burning for eternity...oh wait?

I plan to go to the place I can piss on the corpses of dead politicians and the sufragettes. Come out the kitchen will ya?

They make Jewish porn?

I found some its not doing anything for me though

Ugh ugh UGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

*ligths fag*

I have no shame

This is all I found when googling Jewish porn



Well that & the nsfw website http://www.jewish-porn.com/

Thanks. I'll take a look at work tomorrow.

That's terrible, I never look at porn at work anymore... usually

They shouldn't be offended by the things I look at.


But they should be by the things I imagine them doing to each other

What your co-workers are doing to each other or the porn stars?

I got a couple at work that I imagine doing stuff...but that's just baking me a cake

Unfortunately most of the people I work with aren't attractive enough... but there is an attractive police woman with the cutest arse that I do sexually harass with my mind

Count your lucky stars we're under a Tory/Dem *shudders at the thought* Gov cos with Labour you would have been arrested by the thought police!!

We've only got the one woman at work. A 20 year old Essex girl with big knockers, the only time we notice her is when she bends over I say we, but I mean the others at work. I only like women who can stimulate me on an intellectual level.

Me too IMF, nothing like a bit of inter...oh you interlect? oh never mind

Lordtom wrote:

Count your lucky stars we're under a Tory/Dem *shudders at the thought* Gov cos with Labour you would have been arrested by the thought police!!

Unfortunately the Lib/Con Gov did pass a Hateman "equality" law so it's like the thought police:

Quote :

4th October 2010

Ministers have announced that the vast bulk of Labour's controversial Equality Act would be implemented immediately, despite concerns about its impact on business and office life.

The legislation, championed by Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, introduces a bewildering range of rights which allow staff to sue for almost any perceived offence they receive in the workplace.

The act creates the controversial legal concept of third party harassment, under which workers will be able to sue over jokes and banter they find offensive – even if the comments are aimed at someone else and they weren't there at the time the comments were made.

They can sue if they feel the comments violate their dignity or create an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment. They could even have a case against their employer if a customer or contractor says something they find offensive.
Business leaders warned that the equality laws could derail Britain's economic recovery, with fears that employers will face frequent trivial discrimination claims.

Tory MP Philip Davies said the decision to press ahead with Labour's Equality Act showed the politically correct consensus is still alive and well in Government. This is Harriet Harman's politically correct legacy, full of stuff that is completely barmy to most people. It will be the end of the office joke. It is a charter for lawyers and people who want to make vexatious complaints that will tie employers up in knots.

Home Secretary Theresa May, who is also minister for women and equality, has defended the decision to press ahead with the laws, saying: In these challenging economic times it's more important than ever for employers to make the most of all the talent available. When a company reflects the society it serves, it's better for the employer, the employees and the customers

I'd like to add that Theresa May is a complete

They still went ahead witht hat law? Fucking morons!!

Political Correctness = an excuse to take away people's rights. This country really wastes it time on irrelevant stuff!

It's about emasculating the male workforce, because it will be over sensitive women making the majority of the complaints. That is assuming it doesn't prove to be unworkable.

Anyway here's some b bs



& a lovely bottom:

So if we all worked together and I called LT a fat twat. Fox could sue the employer because he felt offended by it?

Even if I wasn't present when it was said

IMF = Idiotic Man Fag

he's not here is he?

Oi! First you insult me then you use my smilies. Anyway its Ignorant MotherFucker

I thought it was I Masturbate Frequently

I Masturbate Fox?