Just found the wife's Xmas present

Nice!

We expect pics of her wearing it

I think trying to persuade her to wear it will be hard enough.

I'll take pics of me wearing it instead.

I don't think you've got the b bs for it

you bitch.

I can get chicken fillets.

Make sure they're cooked first.

Good idea.

Well you don't won't to get food poisoning

No I do. Food poisoning = time off work and DVDs.

But you also have to contend with the explosive diarrhea & projectile vomiting

still win win imo fox

I can deal with those as long as I'm not on a bus.

I love the bus, it has such interesting smells

I actually have explosive diarhea

I just destroyed my toilet beyond redemption!!

Pebble dashing was the 'in' thing in the sixties. I don't think it applies to the interior of the house though.

well all i know is laurence lewelyn bowen want my toilet

I can't think why.

He was on telly last week, he has two daughters

Modern art?

Modern art is shit so I'd say that was about right.

I much prefer porn or at least erotic art.

Is porn art? My thinking of art is that something that was created by using skill. Like paintings, scultpture and what not. Not things like a pile of dog shit on a newspaper and called flamingos in the moonlight.

Art is hard to define, people are just more comfortable claiming art is something aesthetically pleasing to hide their own lack of knowledge or blatant stupidity.