My wife is leaving me

Well that's what she said if she ever meets Rafael Nadal:



I think she means it. So naturally I got worried, cause she's got tix for US Open this year.



Then she showed me this pic:



Now I feel much better.
I said "sweetie, no straight dude poses like that. It's like he's lying in wait for the cock

I felt sorry for you for about 10 seconds there

Fox has a pic of himself doing that on his myspace page.

My heart jumped into my mouth there for a sec Gol ya jerk

Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair

And yeah Nadal is so gay just ask Federer

ironmanfan wrote:

I felt sorry for you for about 10 seconds there

Fox has a pic of himself doing that on his myspace page.

But you said it made me look manly

Gol, not cool we thought you were serious then

erm people who pose like Nadal aren't allowed to have an opinion!!

*cough*freak*cough*

Erm not sure how that happened

ironmanfan wrote:

Erm not sure how that happened

It was probably due to Tom's special cake

Lordtom wrote:

Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.

Gollum wrote:

Lordtom wrote:

Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.

Oh yesh, they'd be in my list too!! Love em both to the point that I would explode if i saw them in person

Gollum wrote:

Lordtom wrote:

Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.

You can have Olivia Wilde but the Munn is mine

Fuck off Fox...go on, fuck right off

Normally I don't find tennis girls, or athletes in general, all that attractive, but Maria Sharapova is probably close enough:




Oh dear...

Must not make a banana fellatio related comment when a happy banana can do it for me



I rewatched Vampires in Venice last night & I now want the blonde vampire chick played by Gabriella Wilde.

Oh my Fox she's a bit of alright!!!

Isn't she just, she was in St. Trinians as well apparently.

Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls

Lordtom wrote:

Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls

Ah well there's always the young harlots porn series for that

Have you tried watching the gypsy weddings programme?

Lordtom wrote:

Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls

so it's not worth looking up on the torrents?

ironmanfan wrote:

Have you tried watching the gypsy weddings programme?

I can't bring myself to watch it.

Gollum wrote:

Lordtom wrote:

Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls

so it's not worth looking up on the torrents?

If you fancy an evening of gouging yer eyes out then go for it otherwise it's not worth it

You guys are all going to hell in a hand basket.

Wanna join us?

More like save you a seat.

Can I come?