Xmas Plans

What's everyone up to?

we went from having a small family thing to a house of 20 for tomorrow. LOL
FFS!

I dont know 20 people

At home with the missus and kids. I'm doing the dinner. I bought immodium earlier just in case.

MERRY XMAS TO EVERYONE!

Family dinner, films, Doctor Who.

kneel_before_Zod wrote:

Family dinner, films, Doctor Who.

Any xmas porn?

I've been looking, but I can't find anything I like

How about the Abi Titmuss home video? If you stuff your mouth full of marhsmallows and say happy christmas it'll sound like Abi Titmuss

I was looking for something slightly more Santa gang banging some slutty midget elves.

kneel_before_Zod wrote:

I was looking for something slightly more Santa gang banging some slutty midget elves.

YOU NEED JESUS

Jesus? I don't think I wanna see santa and jesus going at it!!

If my auntie hadn't come (who's awesome) my parents would have gone abroad and I would have had the house to myself. Dam! Then I would have had a live midget sex show!

As in salvation. The rapture is gonna come for his crazy arse

Obelix wrote:

Jesus? I don't think I wanna see santa and jesus going at it!!

Don't worry Santa & Jesus are going to get it on with the slutty midget elves, not each other

More like CUM on his crazy ass

Midget elve sluts? I'm in. As long as they dont get the reindeer involved. But I bet you like that sort of thing ey? you dirty feck

As long as it's not Cum in my crazy ass.

Snowmen & Mrs Claus yes, no.

Who got what?

I got books, a couple of blu rays, clothes, aeropress coffee machine, coffee grinder, b&q voucher, koi dragon statue and superman underpants. The aeropress is my favourite thing, never had coffee that tasted like it smells.

I got a Superman mug, alcohol, the Lego Adventure Book, some DVD's & socks.

No boobie hats this year?

The missus and I had a row with her brother in law earlier at a family get-together. I fucking hate him anyway so at least we have a reason not to talk to him now

Sadly no boobie anything

My family don't get along with our sister-in-law, thankfully we rarely see her more than once a year

I think thats why they call it boxing day.

I haven't seen or spoken with my sister for 2 years. If she were a dinosaur she'd be a cuntosaurus.

Whoa holy crap 2 years? I can't imagine that

I got a big fucking book on the history of the world which is awesome. Mum paid back the money she owed me and that was it. I don't really care for prezzies. I got my parents fuck all as each year it goes to waste. I ordered my bro Dredd completely not realisng it was a pre-order

My Xmas was split in two

The moring/afternoon was spent with my parents, bro, his bird her sister and dad. Mym mum's bro and dad's sis whos over from Greece. Great food but too fucking loud and too many conversations about irrelevant bollocks so as usual I went to my room.

Then I went to my cousin's house and had a fucking blast. I don't get to see my cousins that often (cos I'm a lazy fucker) built a doll house for one of the kids and just spent the evening watching my 13 year old nephew get drunk and pass out and 8 other kids be absolute angels.

Best Christmas I've had in at least a decade!

Any paiderastia?

any what?

Boy love. Erastes and Eromenos etc

Sorry I've been drinking since last Friday and talking random nonsense

Idontlikemyusername wrote:

Boy love. Erastes and Eromenos etc

Sorry I've been drinking since last Friday and talking random nonsense

Are you channelling your inner Caligula?

Yep let the tyranny begin.

I got more beer in today

I feel fucking stupid. It's a poxy greek word but I was reading it differently lol

No biy love BUT I was out on Friday and some bloke kept giving me drinks I asked him if he thought I was gay to which he replied "No but your dancing with those girls who we've been trying to chat up"

I PMSL

Learn the moves or get the fuck out ...still didn't bloody pull though FML!