Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school

Only fundamentalist christians could use a "dinosaur" that may or may not exist to debunk evolution, I don't know whether to laugh at their stupidity or cry at their abuse of Nessie.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/loch-ness-monster-used-debunk-evolution-state-funded-190816504.html

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It sounds like a hoax, but it's apparently true: The Loch Ness Monster is on the science class syllabus for kids at Eternity Christian Academy in Westlake, Louisiana.

As reported by the Herald Scotland (which must track all Loch Ness-related news), a school that will receive tax-payer dollars, will teach kids that the mythological sea creature is real in order to debunk the theory of evolution. So pay attention: That will be on the test.

Eternity Christian Academy uses the fundamentalist A.C.E. Curriculum to teach students "to see life from God's point of view."

According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the 'Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? 'Nessie' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur."

OMG They're right *drops to knees and prays*

Wow!

I saw a show on the evolution of Lochness that said it was formed by a glassier some 100,000 years after the extinction of dinosaurs. The Lochness monster would have had to live somewhere else all that time and relocate to the loch sometime in the mid 90's. (Ok it might have been some time before that) But even so it doesn't look good for Nessy enthusiasts.

Maybe they saw an episode of this & got confused

That cartoon alone proves God's existence!!

I wouldn't go that far, but it makes more sense than christians using Nessie to debunk evolution

Pffft what do you know?! You think the Thundercats are real!!

Well Mumm-ra does live a couple of doors away from me he or at least I think it's Mumm-ra, he wears a red robe & keeps asking me if I want to see his onyx pyramid.

I'd be careful. Only Onyx pyramid I wanna see is Cheetaras

In all the pictures I've seen she doesn't have an Onyx Pyramid

Oh I see. so she tends to go for a more smooth cannyon? doesnt that just leave her with a weird patch of skin down there?

It's not that she shaves, I think Thundercats have evolved without Onyx Pyramids.

Saucy!!

Where did you get a picture of my great uncle?

You don't wanna know Al

From a bloke down the pub, he said post this online it'll be hilarious... he lied