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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:57 pm
I think I've just cock-blocked the neighbours
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:41 pm
LOL Elaborate on your comment thus:
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:06 pm
They'd got some crappy music on ridiculously loud so I went to ask them to turn it down & when he finally answered the door he was wearing nothing but boxers & a hat
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:21 am
haha did you lose an eye when he answered?
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:42 am
I've done it wearing a Davy Crockett hat before. I didn't answer the door in it though.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:05 pm
Luckily no eye pokings
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:42 pm
Have you peed on a stick?
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:50 pm
Yeah apparently I'm 8 weeks pregnant
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:52 pm
Damn. Have your tits got bigger yet?
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:59 pm
Yep I'm now a gg
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:22 pm
Awesome. You can set up your own dairy now.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:09 pm
All I need is cows, a place to put the cows, a field for them to eat grass & shit, a milking device, a device to pasteurise the milk, a device to bottle the milk & a strange bloke to randomly say milky, milky!
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:42 pm
You'll also need a pair of wellies, a tweed jacket and a pipe.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:04 pm
& a complete lack of smell to tolerate the cow shit
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:29 pm
Country folk says its good for the lungs.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:39 pm
It's also why farmers have a high rate of suicide (probably, I'm really just making that up apart from the high suicide rate that bit's true)
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:03 pm
The commit suicide before they get done by the RSPCA for sexing their animals.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:07 pm
thats because in Prison they become their animals
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:14 pm
If I was an animal I'd be a dog. They walk up to any woman they fancy, sniff their crotch and get a pat on the head for it.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:24 pm
You said it mate!! or a dolphin so i can impale them with my nose
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:45 pm
Or a horse so they stroke my giant cock, when nobody is looking.
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:47 am
Some kind of monkey or chimpanzee for me they are always getting some monkey lovin'
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:57 pm
well you're hung like one so you're not far off
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:32 pm
Well you sir are hung like a gorilla
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Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:54 pm
Who do you reckon has the biggest dinkle on the forum?
Subject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0 
Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:57 pm
I think I've just cock-blocked the neighbours 
