Something Typically British 4.0

well if she has it then she sshould flaunt it

is there any worse dignity than showing saggy goods? LOL

Have tried chatting up the new girl?

The problem is she decided to sit opposite me & chat & I couldn't look at her because my eyes would have gone straight to the tits

I almost did the first time I met her, she has awesome boobage

Fucking women and their bewbs. How dare they??

Funny thing at my job is that we had a new girl start about 6 weeks ago and the new guy at work was all over here like a cheap suit it was so creapy and she's too nice to say anything so I told our superviser to pull him into the office and threaten him with legal action if he inappropriately touches her again

Now he thinks she told on him and shes non the wiser so he dont speak to her.

Im such a shit

Also we have a volunteer that's just started who's the qutest thing ever Im so gonna get sacked

She was wearing a ridiculously tight T-shirt today Just terrible.

All our volunteers are very unattractive we do get some cute student nurses though.

the milf or the n b?

Yep that's what she is a student but so fuck lovely i just want to fist her

The n b, we don't have any student nurses at the moment

The girl that sits opposite me at work has big tits. She kinda looks like a young Jordan which is a bit distracting when you're pretending to work.

Just pretend you're Peter Andre

Great idea! Hang on didn't she just kick him out?

Just a small flaw

That's why id never hire fit women. It stops people from doing any work.

It's like when i was a builder and you'd work in a house where the owner was foooot or the daighters were fit. Tere'd be no work getting done cos 90% they were very revealing stuff. On purpose too i recon

It's so they can feel attractive, but it's practically sexual harrassment & we can't say anything because saying something would be classed as sexual harrassment, then you'd have to go to sensitivity training & that's not fair because the woman who runs it has huge cans & an arse that won't quit

ugh dont you hate cunnundrums

On a stag do in Newcastle i was very high on painkillers cos my back was in agony and i stacked it on the floor and this very tasty policebird helped me up. She asked me if i was high I said "After seeing you im high on love" She laughed and i tried to fight back the tears as my back was severly spasming at the time. It didnt helped that i was very horny too

You see fit women should be kept locked up dammit!!

It's why I hate the summer with the fit women flaunting their sexy pert b bs & firm little bottoms & me horny 24-7

Dear christ its why i hate the beach. too many lovely

I need a women or seven

Anyone see Psychovile?? Brilliant!!

Yeah It was ok, needed more dwarf porn references

yes it did

Really not one Bridget the Midget reference

Anybody watching Torchwood: Children of Earth? it's easily the best Torchwood series why they couldn't have done this from the start I'll never know

What's Torchwood about?

Spoilers



An alien creature wants 10% of earth's children & the Torchwood team are trying to stop it, while also trying not to be killed by a group working for the British Government who are trying to keep secret the aliens previous visit in 1965.

It's available on BBC Iplayer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ln5cv/Torchwood_Children_of_Earth_Day_One/

I don't think 10% is too much to ask, especially if earth got some advanced alien technology in return.

It's not for advance tech & it doesn't want chav kids