I've sired a heir

I start work next February and have a lot of growing up to do in the mean time.

Congrats.

This is news to me

Congrats mate!!

Thanks!

No its not I told you the other day LOL

do you know if the social will pay for its upkeep so I can still get my figures?

They will but only if you tell them in a dalek like voice that you like their nails.

I hope you're not insinuating that only illegal aliens can get benefits in this country.

IMF if you want to get the gov to fork out for the kid. Divorce the wife for a couple of years and the gov will give her a free house, money and a hot polish cleaner. Just declare yourself living with mum and you can continue collecting like a motherfucker

Ah take it from me, you can have just as much fun with a pooper in the family than before.

ironmanfan wrote:

I hope you're not insinuating that only illegal aliens can get benefits in this country.

Nope, I'm just putting random words together.

That's an awesome idea LT. I like the idea of a polish cleaner

How old are your Kid or kids Gollum?

All i ever saw when i was a builder was polish cleaners and man were they fiiiit

Aren't builders supposed to be working outside the house?

I used to get to crawl under women's desks in my last job, I miss that.

ironmanfan wrote:

That's an awesome idea LT. I like the idea of a polish cleaner

How old are your Kid or kids Gollum?

5 months, her name is Tabitha & she's our little

Congrats.........While I do not currently own any kids, I am thinking about getting a turtle.....But not a ninja one, just a regular one.........