Summer fun

During the hot sunny weather we've had of late I've seen... 2 lady's bums, up the skirts of 4 other women and numerous cleavages. Anyone else spotted anything?

oh my fucking lord!!! I love the summer

Since Saturday i have seen 4 bikinis (park) 100's of ass cracks and the odd see through top. Im going mental!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has become a complete pervert of late. I saw a fanny once, it belonged to some woman sunbathing. Did you have a legitimate reason to be in the park LT? I would presume you had none what-so-ever

it was for work that i wsas at the park

I had a fantastic day on monday I was on a bus & there's a woman wearing a light summer breeze walking along & her dress blows up showing everyone her knickers & then later in the day I was on another bus & a young woman bends down right next to me & I get a fantastic view of her arse crack I didn't see her knickers though, in fact I'm not sure she was wearing any

I'll let you off LT. I need to find a job that involves visits to the park in summer.

I saw a bird's arse crack today when she rode past me on a bike.

lo-cut clothing is the best invention since the fucking telephone. I have this unfuckingbelievably fit bird at my job who has the greatest arse on the planet and we were doing the summer fete today and she kept bending down for plastic bags when we sold thing is all i can say.


And some of the talent that came to the fete unreal

Lo-cut is great except it makes me a little to happy in my pants

your wearing them the wrong way mate thats why

The worrying thing is I go commando 24/7 so just who's pants am I happy in

Are they lime green with a calvin classics logo on the front and a whole in the undercarriage?

I went to Lakeside this evening and didn't see anything at all. Just loads of bloody immigrants buying up Primark.

Nah they're white cotton with pink hearts all over

Check behind the sofa.

Why, is there someone hiding behind my sofa?

Yeah they're wearing your pants too.

Nah those aren't my pants, they're blue I don't have blue pants

Our cleaner must of got them muddled up.

Nah my cleaner quit after the porn incident

I dunno then, maybe you've got heatstroke from seeing too many sexy things in the week and imagined it.

Speaking of which there was this lovely big-b bed red head in asda today, I think she might have been a little pissed off though she caught me looking at them & didn't look happy

That's happened to me a few times. They don't like you gawping at their titties, even if you paid to see them from past experience.

The worst thing is when they wear fecking Lo-cut tops & get pissed off when you look

Stupid women!! Lo cut everything was invented for us to perv at. End of story

Stupid women indeed, if you don't want me looking at your b bs then don't show me your b bs, also if you don't want me looking at your arse don't bend over

And if you don't want me me think of you when I wank. Don't take a shit on my bed.