UK findings and buying thread

Wow I have had all of those except #6

What is your record turd?

I swear I had to stand up one time pinched it off and it hung over the side.

I did 2 x foot longs in the same session once. It was a very profound moment in my life.

I'd say I've done all of those. Mix curry and beer and you can have all those in the same morning.

IMF wrote:

I did 2 x foot longs in the same session once. It was a very profound moment in my life.

I'd say I've done all of those. Mix curry and beer and you can have all those in the same morning.

Was it out somewhere and you did you leave the evidence?

No sometimes I take a pic and show the missus.

Disabled toilets are great for record attempts - lots of handles and bars for extra leverage!

Taking a break from the shit talk for a moment, most Asda's appear to be clearancing the Avengers stuff including the Marvel Lego I assume to make way for the peg-warming Dark Knight Rises crap. I picked up a second Lego Wolverine Chopper set from them for £9.50 & they had the Captain America's Cycle reduced to £6

Very good. Tell us about your defecational achievements Fox

I once didn't poo for almost a week.

Useless

Ditto! Well, 5 days in fact I just took a dump that almost ripped my arshole from its socket. Felt fucking awesome!

Going on holiday does that. When I go to america I have to stock up on fiber one

not suprised with their foods

The food is fine. its the cavity search at tge airp
ort that does me in

IMF wrote:

The food is fine. its the cavity search at tge airp
ort that does me in

Stupid phone

I thought you were getting a cavity search whilst typing, the way that read

I was masturbating on the train home

Did you get caught?

Yes

Well I hope you've learned your lesson...

It's more fun when you get caught

Masturbating with your phone? These kids today and their amazing apps!

Asda have an Action Heroes promotion on at the moment not a lot in it tbh, but they did have the Batman range of Hot Wheels in for a £1.

The Early Learning Centre has Thundercats on sale only the 3.75" figures in but the Thundertank is only £17.50.

& Smyth's have the new 6" scale Batmobile reduced to £19.99.

Went to FP today they had the Arkham City Cat and Bat 2-packs for a mere £43!!!!!

They also had damaged Robocop, Earthworm Jim, Borderlands figs, 6" spidey figs (wank) and GI Joe 2 figs that's it

How did Earthworm jim turnout?

Hopefully Mars Attacks will be soon

Mars Attacks aren't due until the end of December

£13 for GI Joe 2 figures

I saw the 3.75 Avengers Black Widow in the Entertainer for £9.

Earthworm Jim looked ace but was too expensive with the lack of articulation he has (£17)

That BW fig looks ace but I've stopped 4" figs so pass.

Yep £13 because they don't have an official release yet due to the movie being pushed back