Lordtom's House of Pie

No I can't stand him.

He is a bit of a wanker

And he's really popular with the ladies. There isn't much to like really.

He's a mean drunk too.

He probably has an extremely small penis as well.

I hear he uses a penis sheath to increase his tiny endowment.

I didn't realise such a thing existed. Where would one buy one from?

According to google you should try Ann Summers or your local Adult Shop

I don't need one. I was just asking

& I was just answering

Well talk about connumdrums (spl)

I was planning to go SDCC next year but my mates have now thrown a spanner in the works by suggesting the South Africa World cup next year.

TBH SA is more tempting than SDCC

gah i guess il wait anothe ryear

conundrums is the correct spelling

Aren't most things are more tempting than being stuck in hot rooms with hundreds of smelly geeks

Cheers

Yes there are millions of things. Like gorgeous SA women for starts...though i will double wrap cos you just don know

Best to be extra safe & take dental dams as well

Black or white LT? Moses couldn't part the legs of a white SA woman. All the black ones meanwhile have aids.

Or syphilis

I think I have that growing in my garden.

You have an std growing in your garden

Probably there's all sorts of nasty shit out there.

that probably means there's a dead body or pirate treasure in it then

Hmmm I can't see any big Xs out there. Nor for that matter any text that says THAR BE TREASURE ARRRR. Maybe its a body, a Fox (not you) keeps digging holes maybe he knows something I don't.

That's because pirates can't write with hooks for hands Foxes are experts at finding pirate treasure that & zombies

i can read you two's posts all day

We are delightful

you are gods!!