UK findings and buying thread

I know what you're talking about now. I was thinking of something else You're rght they don't do those in B&Q

Although WOW is releasing a lights & sounds sonic replica that's going to have proper screwdriver head attachments B&Q might sell that one.

oooh does it have a shiny blue LED? if so me wants!!

I was in Tescos the other day and was served by the most gorgeous thing i've ever seen. So i whored myself and mentioned my Youtube channel. Ihave to go back tomorrow for err some cheese and shit

I need a shower and a wank

As for collectibles? well there is bugger all and sweet FA however i will say that the MU figs are selling quite well and so who knows maybe the stores will go for ML's again

*dicks crossed*

It's a shiny green LED.

I'd prefer that stores started to look at stocking DCUC myself.

Did you say something along the lines of 'I'm kind of a big deal on youtube, check me out?' I've never been able to talk to attractive women, I think the blood goes from my head to somewhere else.

I ain't bought any damn toys this year, the kid hasn't been bought any toys either. My money seems to go in to the garden these days.

I just stare at their tits & make them uncomfortable

There was an attractive librarian checking me out today as I was going to work

I tend to stare at the legs, I hate getting caught - it kills the moment.

I'm a scaffolder.

What I find is women generally won't say anything because they are so surprised that someone's staring at their tits.

Funnily it's not the same with arses, I was in tesco's a couple of months back & this cute girl with a fantastic arse was bent over putting some toys on a shelf she turned round realised I was looking at her arse & gave me the evil's.

Fox you suck at espionage.

I just have my camer by my side and video it then check it out later

IMF we were just chatting and i happened to mention it. Went back today, yet another fan to add to the list of fans that...DONT wanna fuck me *sigh*

Tell a little secret. My moustache is fucking dynamite at sparking conversations. I love how something so trivial cna excite the simplest of morons LOL

Fox if we had DC here they'd cost £17 each most likely so for that I'm happy using matty and getting them at £10 a pop

Oh and back on the perving subject. Im so happy im an ass man cos if i were a titty fan i'd be worse than you fox. Many times at a bar or club i've blatantly siad to a girl "Cracking tits"...only to quickly say "Your's aint bad either" works every fucking time...in getting my arse kicked *sigh*

I need to get laid

IMF what you planting?

Get a pear tree mate, every august i have a lucious pear

Shouldn't that be Asspionage

I'm getting really bad at checking out both tits & ass on pretty much any woman (obviously not septuagenarians) whenever I get the chance.

I too am in the need to get laid brigade

HAHAHA Why didnt I see that coming?

5* for that one

Going so long without any plays fuckery with our minds. It's not natural darn it LOL

*sigh*

well i'll get the lube mate

ooh speaking of assholes, how's things with you and that lady friend?

It's a typical pornesque title you should've thought of it yourself (I have way too much time on my hands).

I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.

oh, didnt realise that. So has she gone cold on ya or vice versa?

Nope (I don't think so at least), generally we've only been seeing each other once a month.

I won't be having sex for a while either. I had pus coming out of my cock the other day

Just flowers and plants this year LT. Fuchsias, coleus, rudbeckias etc. I'd love to have a pear tree, I dunno if the garden is too shaded for one though. How about you?

You have gone to the GUM clinic haven't you?

No not yet. I keep meaning to go.

You should to go & get checked.

I will do. I keep putting it off cos I'm hoping things will get better on their own.

Back to business: have you two considered visiting a prossie to satiate your desires? I don't see any harm in it if its done the proper way. I've never been, but used to get tempted all the time when I went through barren spells.

OMG!! Mate i'd get that checked. either you have an infection OR you aint beating it enough. If it's lack of meat beating then it's just your chopper getting rid of dead sperm!

When i get myself to Thailand im going to prostitute the hell out of my penis...wait?

We're just planting the usual this year mate, though i might do some strawberries too

You need to be careful going to anywhere with a reputation for prostitutes since harriet hatemen's anti-prostitution law came into effect, it includes a part about visiting hookers abroad.

THat law likes to think it applies outside the UK but all it takes is a simple "Human rights" speech and they can't do shit. Then again it's typical of this government trying to police everything we do even when not here LOL I cant wait for them to fuck and the Tories to come in say fuck you to everyone and fuck things up more

Fuck that I'm voting for the chuckle brothers they seem to be 78% less incompetent than both the tories & labour & have more chance getting in than the lib dems

Yays I got the new sonic & saw the second wave of IM2 movie figures although still not on fecking offer (I now believe they won't be on offer until may waiting for the movie to be released)

Chuckles are win!!

Yep looks like they wont do shit til the film's out. It's only a month away anyway. Ill wait til then!!

Got Marvel Select Origins WOlverine, superb figure. Just an amazing sculpt

What are the usual plants LT?

My gentleman areas are fine now. Its really nice to have health again.

I'm voting against labour and the tories so I'll probably vote UKIP, I agree that our laws shouldn't be dictated to us by shitbags in Belgium. I don't trust career politicians they all come from privileged backgrounds and have no idea what its like to be working class.