UK findings and buying thread

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:05 pm

Don't act like a priest that'll just get you on a certain register, but do buy the BMF.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:17 pm

Yeah I don't fancy playing table tennis all day in the nonce unit of a prison Laughing

I'm gonna add it to my xmas list and see what happens. I really need to save that £75

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:43 pm

They have a Wii now Laughing

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:23 am

and a prostate massager called Leroy

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:10 pm

I call mine Dave.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:16 pm

I call mine Arsenio.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:22 pm

Does he sing arse-O-sole mio?

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:29 pm

No but he is partial to Tubthumper by chumbawumba.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:41 pm

No thumbs dammit!!!

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:35 pm

It's all about the thumbs tongue

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:16 pm

I went to TRU this evening cos the missus wanted to get someone lego for their birthday, but 4 of their spastic employees couldn't find the price of it between them, so in the end they said we could pay about £30 for it! So we walked out. While I was there I saw the large AT-ST and it looks much better in person and they had a load of the half price BMFs, nothing else new though.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:39 pm

You mean she didn't make you look at the Toy Story stuff Laughing

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:59 pm

No I forgot about those.

I forgot to mention, as I walked through lakeside after that I noticed some middle aged woman sitting down and eyeing up some dude in front of me as he walked past and after he went past she reached down and stroked her minge Laughing

She smiled at me when she realised that I saw what she did!

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:33 pm

Fantastic

I think it's that time of year when mature ladies are getting horny Wink

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:14 pm

True. More young dudes should capitalise on the situation and give them a seeing to. It doesn't matter if they're fat and ugly, they've got cash and food in the cupboard which is a better deal then you'd get with any young bird.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:35 pm

& if the younger guys don't want it I'll gladly take it Wink

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:56 pm

Go for it. Don't forget to take some rope.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:15 pm

I find with Tom's special roofie mix I don't need rope any more Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:38 pm

I meant so that you could anchor yourself just in case they're really cavernous, not so you could tie them up Laughing

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:48 pm

Tom's special roofie mix causes vaginal constriction so not an issue Wink

I did have a spelunking joke all figured out but decided to go with a more obvious roofie joke.

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:58 pm

*shakes head approvingly at Fox's adopted method* study

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:59 pm

ironmanfan wrote:: No I forgot about those.

I forgot to mention, as I walked through lakeside after that I noticed some middle aged woman sitting down and eyeing up some dude in front of me as he walked past and after he went past she reached down and stroked her minge She smiled at me when she realised that I saw what she did!

Thats called an "essex hand shake"

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:08 pm

Lordtom wrote:

ironmanfan wrote:: No I forgot about those.

I forgot to mention, as I walked through lakeside after that I noticed some middle aged woman sitting down and eyeing up some dude in front of me as he walked past and after he went past she reached down and stroked her minge She smiled at me when she realised that I saw what she did!

Thats called an "essex hand shake"

Or Crabs

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:59 pm

Got the Blob Sabretooth Wolvie figs. Not bad at all apart from blobs lame fucking throwing action Mad

Also got MS Sabretooth who is simply awesome

Subject: Re: UK findings and buying thread Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:29 pm

What Blob figure is that LT?

I didn't know MS Sabretooth was out. I really want it, where'd you get yours?

I got two black kittens today, they're really cool. I haven't got names for them yet, the missus won't let me call one of them Batman Sad

Fuck her she can raise the kid on her own now

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